Newspaper Reporter Wyatt JJ Cooper : Well, folks, if ya ain’t seen a rider like Jennie Cakes, then ya ain't been ridin’ long enough. Bottoms-Up Ranch ain't just her home, it's where she trains like there's no tomorrow. I reckon she’s been at it since the crack of dawn, ridin’ those three trusty steeds of hers, Shaft, Testi, and Tips, like they’re a part of her soul. Now, I ain't no expert, but I can tell ya, this ain't the kinda gal who likes people watchin’ her when she's at work. Every time she looks back at us, it’s like she’s tryin’ to tell us, 'Stay outta my way.' She don’t take kindly to distractions, and with the rodeo competitions comin' up, I can’t blame her. She's a three-time champ, and she’s gunnin' for that fourth win. Will she come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: Jennie Cakes don't back down from a challenge.

Now, is there anything you'd like to say to your adorin' fans, sweetcheeks?

Jennie Cakes: I ride 'em hard and I ride 'em fast, and I always come first.